fecal freckle

Fecal Freckle... Happens when either a man or woman is receiving a rim job (salad tossing) and happens to float a wet fart with fecal projectiles that dot the face of the person giving the rim job (salad tossing). Once this happens, it would look like a person with freckles on their face. Hence the phrase FECAL FRECKLE.

Arina was giving me a rim job this morning and I could not hold my fart in. Unfortunately some fecal matter got on her face, it made her look as if she had fecal freckles.

by Tybor June 19, 2008

Fecal Venti

Term used to decribe someone who requires a large Starbucks coffee to initiate a bowel movement.

;)

Dara: "After three days I finally took a dump."

Renee: "The Fecal Venti works everytime!"

by Triple Sac March 16, 2011

Fecal Treacle

The sticky residue left around the pump hole after a particularly wet fart.

I had a really hot curry tonight. I have a feeling my boxer shorts will be covered in fecal treacle tomorrow.

by Holdontoyourwig April 11, 2014

Fecalfeliac

someone who's obsessed with "mooky stinks"!

Kyle!!!, There is no such thing as Mr Hankey, you Fecalfeliac!

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

fecalphile

fecal+phile=one that shows a strange fascination for feces.

My little brother, an avid fecalphile, could tell stories and jokes, for HOURS, about anything having to do with feces.

by tywyll seren May 14, 2006

Fecal fingers

A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.

Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...

by Schismrobo January 7, 2008

Fecal Incontinence

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

by gwaijai June 12, 2009