web-fatuation

Immediate, low-grade infatuation with a person whom one has only encountered on the web. The most common causes of web-fatuation are seeing a friend of a friend on a social website, such as facebook, and being instantly smitten, without knowing any real information about that person's real life identity. If you have spent more than 2 minutes perusing a friend of a friend on social media...you may be suffering from a web-fatuation.

She means nothing to me honey,it was strictly a web-fatuation! We never even "friended" each other!

by scribblerjeff December 31, 2011

Fat Cat

The simpilest definition is a girl with an extended clitoris who is posing to be a poser.

Amy: Oh my god. Look at her!
John: What about her?
Amy: Oh Gordon told me she is a Fat Cat

by Georgiodone December 2, 2010

Fascat

A very quick person, generally male, possessing the qualities of a cat. A smooth mover, usually daring, dashing and outgoing. Cuddly, cool, tight, righteous, hip, slick, sexy. The one who will follow you home and be gone before any questions are asked.

Acronym of~ For a second caught a taste.

adverb: That is so fascat.
adjective: WOW! You are fascat!
noun: OMG are you seeing that fascat?

by fascat730 September 26, 2009

big fat cat

a cat that is particularly fat, obese, and its owners don't see their cat has a problem

(kate) Barbara, that is one big fat cat!
(Barbara) WHAT? Nothing is wrong with my cat! He is not fat!

by Thejuicebox(Mistykitten;]) May 20, 2020

fat cat

a man of and with and for the ladies, like a pimp or jiggalo A.K.A. PhatKat

Damn! With all them ladies, he's gotta be a fat cat

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

zen fatuation

Zen-fatuation:

Zen: form of Buddhism: a major school of Buddhism originating in 12th century China that emphasizes enlightenment through meditation and insight

Infatuation: thoughtless passion: a great, often temporary, and irrational passion for somebody or something

enlightenment…plus irrational passion; intense emotion…love, joy, hate, or anger…

Enlightenment though irrational intense emotion.

Her state of zen fatuation allowed her to be at one with the zen chicken.

by Zen Hippie August 17, 2007

fathat

the condition of having excessive head fat; being fat to the point of impossibility.

"Would you like fries with that, fathat?"

by Brand August 31, 2003