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Bottlecap Eye Syndrome

When the clock strikes around 2:00am and your eyes suddenly start to feel like they are two bottlecaps stuck to your face.
Alex: "Oh its already 2:00am"
Zak: "Yeah, I've got some rotten Bottlecap Eye Syndrome."
by AlphaMayell April 19, 2010
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eye squirrel

A large bushy thing that rests above the eye. Also known as the 'eye brow'
Yo did you see how big Ethan's eye squirrels are?

Yeah, they're huge!
by Slap mouth May 31, 2017
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seeing eye single

A soft ground ball that finds its way between infielders for a base hit.
Kevin Youkilis hit the ball to the left side of the infield out of reach of both the third baseman and shortstop for a seeing eye single.
by Steven Adams July 30, 2008
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eye service

the act of using the eyes when a teacher, boss or parent is looking to cause the target to think you are working when actually you are thinking of nothiness.
parent looks at boy.
mum: are you doing your english?
boy: traces sight blankly over page and replys: yes mother
mum: (re-enforced by eye service): ok, good boy
parent leaves, boy/girl continues facebooking
by banterbus31 November 17, 2009
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eye sex

Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.
James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!
by Sir Asbestos November 8, 2020
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eye slippage

the danger of one's eyes slipping to the man while viewing heterosexual pornography
In unfortunate circumstances, eye slippage may result in lower whiplash. (Jeff Murdock, Coupling)
by Ian Z. January 11, 2008
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eye sex

Staring at someone so lustfully that you might as well be having sex with them.
Anytime Richard Castle and Kate Beckett look at each other, a part of you wants to scream "eye sex!" at your television
by SlayerMcG December 21, 2010
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