Wet Exit

The act of getting out of the shower and taking a poop, without wiping yourself dry.

It was so nice in the shower, but I felt a huge one coming so I had to do a wet exit.

by gr3g_ry April 11, 2012

HI-rish Exit

Trying to execute an Irish Exit while super high. After crafting the perfect plan you forget and tell everyone you're leaving.

What a fucking dipshit, Mike pulled a HI-rish Exit

Yeah, must have been the wheelchair dope - so great we got 3 more shots down his gullet before is graceful departure

by urbandick16 July 11, 2022

Before You Exit

An alternative / pop punk / rock band from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of four boys in which two are brothers.

They have toured with bands like All Time Low,

A Rocket to the Moon, The Summer Set, Yellowcard, Hey Monday.

Connor McDonough: Vocal & Guitar
Riley McDonough: Vocal & Bass
Braiden Wood: Guitar
Thomas Silvers: Drum

person 1: Do you know this band with teen boys that toured with All Time Low?

person 2: No, what are they called?

person 1: Oh, you should check out Before You Exit then

person 2: Before I exit what?

person: 1: I means, the band is called Before You Exit

by alltimemaine May 14, 2011

Jet Blue exit

A "Jet Blue exit" epitomizes the "I quit!" we have all dreamed about, the style in which we'd all like to leave our jobs. Tell off the boss, thumb your nose at your co-workers, set that stack of customer service complaints on fire, grab a beer and hit the tarmac running.

My manager was riding me so hard this afternoon I came this >< close to pulling a Jet Blue exit and telling her where to shove her expense reports.

by Duxall Inarow August 13, 2010

french exit

To make an early exit without saying good-bye

Cinderella made a French exit from the ball.

by Gabriella January 8, 2005

British Exit

The opposite of an Irish Goodbye, the British Exit is a departure from a party that is specifically designed to be as harmful to everyone involved as possible. This can include verbal abuse, extensive damage, loud refusals to pay for anything, and hurling oneself through a closed window into people standing outside.

“Don't invite Dan over here ever again. His British Exit took us a week to clean up.”

by Toban_Frost June 26, 2016

brick exit strategy

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.

"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

by SF Dave May 20, 2008