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Elephant Hand 

When a cock is soo big that when it cums it sprays back and forth like an elephants trunk. Normally used for jokes by waving your hand back and forth and saying blooohhhh.
Person 1: Oh my God i was up all night last night.
Person 2: You know what else makes you stay up all night? Elephant Hand Bloooohhhhhhhh!!!!

elephant talk 

Talking without speaking too much. Making someone understand what you mean without actually having to throw a lot of words at them.
Natu is an elephant talker, he doesnt need to clarify himself, people just understand him.
elephant talk by kabhi May 18, 2006

elephant impression 

n. (sometimes "elephant impersonation") To open your pockets out, unzip your fly, and whip it out, thus your pockets bearing vague resemblance to elephant ears, and your walloper to the beast's trunk.

The more ardent of impersonators will paint his beef dagger grey, then gel his pubes outwards and paint them white, to give the impression of tusks.
The kids weren't amused by his balloon shapes or his juggling, and Coco the clown was running out of ideas. He had to make sure these kids had fun or he wouldn't get paid for the gig. All of a sudden, he had a stroke of genius!
"Say, kids..." whispered Coco, "do you like wild animals?"
"Yeah! Yeah!" yelled the brats excitedly.
"Well, what luck!" the clown laughed, "'cos I just happen to have my pet elephant with me today!"
"Hooray!" shouted the kids.

Coco was fined £5000, put on the Sex Offenders' Register and sentenced to 3 years without parole for indecent exposure to minors.

Elephant impressions are not suitable for children under 10 years old.

elephant turd in the room 

Something everyone tries to ignore but which has gotten much worse than just the elephant.
It was somewhat easier, they all thought, to just continue to pretend not to smell the horrific, near paralyzing stench of the elephant turd in the room.

Elephant Flux

When the male sticks his testicles in the females nostrils from behind while simultaneously defecating down her throat.
*heavy panting and during fast paced sex*
Female: “I want you to elephant flux me!!”
Male: “What?”
Elephant Flux by SaiBlack November 14, 2020

Elephant Wrap Around 

When a guy is standing up straight and his partner puts her/his arm through the guys legs and gives him a hand job, reenacting the appearance/action of an elephant's trunk. Elephant noises are optional.
Adam: Dude, she finally gave me an elephant wrap around last night!

Nic: Was it uncomfortable?

Adam: Once she got the right grip it was awesome!

Dan: Did she make noises?

Adam: I wish!

Jcon: I gave her lessons!