Total eclipse of the shart

When you ruin a good situation by shitting yourself

There I was, getting the best head of my life when I had a total eclipse of the shart, and ended up having to beat off instead

by Thisisnot myrealname September 2, 2017

Anus Eclipse

a kiss

hey babe give me a anus eclipse

by i love kisses March 30, 2020

Cellular Eclipse

an eclipse in which the face is obscured by the cellphone

Tinder set a cellular Eclipse on her

by Barnita June 17, 2020

Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…

Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

2017 Solar Eclipse

The first total solar eclipse to cross the continental United States coast to coast since 1918. A striking natural phenomenon in its own right, it has been hyped up by NASA and "eclipse glasses" manufacturers as something that cannot be missed, lest those who miss it be incomplete for the rest of their lives. Like other events that are blown out of proportion (I'm looking at you Dana White), money stands to be made by convincing people that they must see this. Hotel rooms in Hopkinsville, Kentucky for example are all but sold out in anticipation for the "event of totality" in which the sun will be completely blocked by the moon for 2 minutes and 40 seconds. Problem is; if there is even light rain occurring that day, people who have traveled thousands of miles to see a "once in a lifetime" event (even though total eclipses happen multiple times per decade) will see nothing. There are thousands of other natural phenomenon that occur regularly such as volcanoes, The Door to Hell, aurora borealis, etc. that one has a guaranteed chance of seeing if they spend their money to get to them. Life will go on as usual after this eclipse, until a̶ ̶b̶o̶x̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶a̶t̶c̶h̶ another event comes along that whips the general population into a frenzy.

Person 1: Brah, you driving to South Carolina to see the 2017 Solar Eclipse next week?
Person 2: You is cray cray home skillet. I prefer to maximize my bi-weekly financial gains.

by HotPcktz July 27, 2017

elipsized

when someone isn't talking then you type ... the u elipsized someone

dude
(5 minutes later)...
haha u were just elipsized.

by alex sz April 17, 2008

Ellipso

Any re-engagement of conversation, after an awkward pause, employing the word "So." Can be used in online chatting situations and the occasional face-to-face meeting.

After allowing a more-than-liberal amount of time for Jane to reply to his heart-exposing speech via chat window, and not certain whether or not she grasped the full gravity of his passion, John eased back into the conversation with a heavy, yet casual, ellipso. "So...," he said, closely watching the "last message sent at 1:30 a.m." get further and further into the past.

by latenightwith June 30, 2009