Escalanche

a Caddy Escalade Avalanche truck

that escalanche on those 26 spreez is crazy

by Vankouver June 8, 2004

Escalator

The escalator is the act of commuting sexual intercourse with your girl, while sitting in a chair, and slowly moving up in rigid motions until you get into a full standing, erect, position.

There are 3 other positions for the escalator. Except for the escalator these include the stairs, which is for real men and involves actually starting from the bottom of real stairs. There is the ladder, which involves a real ladder, and is for hardcore men with the motivation for greatness, and lastly, there is the elevator, for lesbians.

John: Hey dude, I heard you and Valentina had a nice time last night.
Stephan: Yeah, we went all out and did the ladder.
John: Wow, I'm only able to do the escalator

by Escul November 28, 2015

escalated

The act of sexual conduct in a sled form while going down on an escalator that is moving up.

Man, Jim got escalated so hard last night he won't be walking right for at least a couple of weeks.

by anonymous July 4, 2017

escalate

To walk with exceptional smoothness and graceful ease.

This party's getting too bumpy, man, let's escalate over to the East Side.

by wily_codger August 25, 2011

Escalade EXT

A version of the Cadillac Escalade: Pick Up Truck.
It's the tightest Cadde ever!

"Omg, Did you see that Escalade EXT, Dawg???"

by LadyMcVay May 2, 2004

escapability

One's ability to pull out mid-cum when you realize she is bat shit crazy.

Good thing I've been working on my escapability, because last I was about to blow my load into my one-night stand when she looked deep into my eyes and screamed, "I want your babies!"

by Phil Nye February 1, 2015

Espadaloose

a covering usually tarpaulin used to cover unsightly turf or garden area, also place to release rouge spiders.

1. We have this lovely espadaloose cover in the back yard it stops the grass growing.
2. We need a place to sit isn't that espadaloose comfortable.

by Mikel_Loki August 22, 2007