by jiommycrickesh March 9, 2010

Dylan is a guy with a big penis and is skinny but really fit at the same time. Dylan's look sexy when you come by them at the pool. A Dylan can also have a variety off talents like dancing, sports, etc. A Dylan is always looking for a nice girl so they will always try to talk to or be funny around a person he likes.
by Dboss1121 June 11, 2017

Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.
by DRizz0 February 4, 2010

by dislander3000 January 1, 2012

by Arlosbro February 9, 2019

A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes
Dylan is awesome
by The 2k goat June 6, 2017

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022
