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Dylan

some one with both fully functioning testicles
despite what people might believe
wow that guy was amazing in bed

yeah total dylan
by jiommycrickesh March 9, 2010
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Dylan

Dylan is a guy with a big penis and is skinny but really fit at the same time. Dylan's look sexy when you come by them at the pool. A Dylan can also have a variety off talents like dancing, sports, etc. A Dylan is always looking for a nice girl so they will always try to talk to or be funny around a person he likes.
(at the pool)
Girl:Omg! Is that the Dylan dude?
Other Girl: Hell yeah it is!
Girl: He is so hot!
by Dboss1121 June 11, 2017
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Dylan

Of Jesus-esque proportions. Good at anything he wants to be good at. Can even transform water into wine, that, consequently, will most likely be consumed moments thereafter due to his uncanny alcoholism. Livers everywhere hate him.
by DRizz0 February 4, 2010
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Dylan

The type of person that is attracted to cats.
im a dylan ... meow
by dislander3000 January 1, 2012
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Dylan

An awesome dude who is amazing and deserves better than nothing.
He is an amazing Dylan!
by Arlosbro February 9, 2019
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Dylan

A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes
Dylan is awesome
by The 2k goat June 6, 2017
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Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”
by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022
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