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dumber than a sack of rocks

A Southern idiom for someone who is beyond stupid.
Dave: I tell you Bobby is dumber that a sack of rocks.
Laura: Why?
Dave: I asked him to meet me outside the movie theater, and asked inside or outside.
Example2:
Clerk: Your total is $10.05 Do you have a nickel?
Bobby: No, only 5 pennies.
Clerk: You are dumber than a sack of rocks.
by fml November 19, 2007
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dirty dumbledore

a dirty dumbledore is when you jerk off on a girls face and shave your pubes so they stick to the jizz. Then u put a wizard had on her.
I gave this girl such a dirty dumbledore last night.
by Brandon / Nick May 26, 2008
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dumberz

Pronounced "Dum-burrz", they are a variation of "numbers" necessary to complete and assignment. When one cannot figure out the correct numeric arrangement for the equation, one may utilize estimating skills and dumb-assery to create "dumberz". Thus completeing homework crappily...but punctually.
Scott: This sucks, there's not a single constant that fits here.
Ryan: Word, homie.
Scott: Screw this, UNLEASH da dumberz!!!(**proceeds to fill out furmulae with a guessed numeric variable.)
by nondeskript November 28, 2005
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dumblessly

When you forget what to say during your presentation and start bullshitting words
Sometimes we walk around dumblessly, not knowing whats happening
by simysimsim June 12, 2014
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Dumbledeuce

n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.
"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"
by YouLookLikeYouSmellLike July 7, 2014
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Dumbledoring

The act of ret-conning a character or historical figure as being homosexual (or some other sexuality) after the fact for the sake of being inclusive or feeing included with little regard for any evidence to the contrary.
Disney has recently ret-conned Donald Duck as being trans. I’m tired of all this Dumbledoring going on.
by Fishboi825 April 16, 2019
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