mean duece

To take a very large shit. This emphasizes how large the shit will be.

Yo! I need to take mean duece. I'm not getting out of there now!

mean duece by YanksFan401 May 7, 2008

Humping the Deuces 

A term used in the restaurant industry when a waiter served parties of two for the majority of their shift.

Boogie had a shit night, he was stuck humping the deuces all night.

Humping the Deuces by Savageray September 29, 2016

DUECE and a half 

Very oldschool slang for a large military 6X6 truck.

Her butt is as large as a Duece and a half Dude.!

DUECE and a half by WARBIRD October 10, 2003

Decestation

A God, or Godlike/absolute being. Someone superior to you; an immortal force that cannot be perceived and/or compared to the trivial entity you are. Decestation cannot be explained or analyzed by any humanistic intellect.

Decestation is indefectible.

Man: Decestation?
God: Yes.

Decestation by Decestation December 14, 2008

dropping a duece 

Having a shit

Mike: where's Dave
Bill: in the bathroom dropping a duece
Mike: I hope he flushes it

dropping a duece by hhgff June 1, 2015

Duces 

To say bye, peace, or I'm out to ya homies, friends, G's or anything else you want to say.

Friend 1: Aye wuz good homie?
Friend 2: Nutin' much. Wuddup wit u G?
Friend 3: Aye cuz, I gotta go, so duces.
Friend1&2: A'ight duces kid duces.

Duces by U don't need 2 no February 27, 2009

decess 

The opposite of obsess. To relax and/or separate oneself from something important.

"Man, the PoPo is on to me. I'm obsessin' 'bout if they catch me with this shit."

"Man, decess. They won't find you. They's all off eatin' doughnuts."

"You right, man. Hand me another joint."

decess by Jizzle Lizzle June 21, 2007