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Raccoon Dicked 

When someone gets 'Raccoon Dicked', it means they had a girl with heavy eye makeup give them a deep throat blowjob and got mascara all over his dick from the result of her eyes crying from gagging and dripping her eye makeup everwhere.
That slut Tiffany, Raccoon Dicked Steve last night!!
Raccoon Dicked by Lahna_ May 21, 2016

dog dicked 

Despite your best efforts, external forces make it impossible to succeed.
Tom - "Hey yo Carlos, how's selling them drugz going?"
Carlos - "Man, im getting dog dicked by the PoPo all day."
Tom -"Damn, thats puppy fucked."
dog dicked by mhansen October 18, 2017

Short Dicked 

It's like when you get shortchanged, only worse!!!

Somebody (usually a guy) fuqs you, you went into sex thinking you'd come a bunch, he'd come, everyone would be satisfied, it'd be awesome!!!

Then he comes really quickly and then falls asleep. The next morning he wakes up and does it again. At some point you might have told him that you would have liked to have come more than you did

You now know better than to bang him again, but your blood boils because you got short dicked. If you get shortchanged and some cashier shorts you $5 out of your change from a $20, you can usually go to an ATM and pull out more money. When you get short dicked, you can never get that portion your night back. And there is no adequate refund for sexual disappointment

Guys who will short dick a girl are fond of saying stuff like, "Did you come?" because they are unaware that most women are multi-orgasmic and can't think of more relevant questions like, "Did you come as hard as you wanted to?" or "Are you feeling satisfied? Or do you want more?"

A guy doesn't have to premature ejaculate to short dick you. Some can pull it off lasting a long time and just having the inverse of bedroom skill
He thought nothing when he short dicked me the night before, but then I told all my friends and all the girls on the scene just how lame he was in bed and just how unsatisfied I was. Bet he wishes he made an effort now!!!
Short Dicked by SFKitten June 25, 2018

Pity Dicked 

when a guy sends you dick pics/hooks up with you and tells his friends he only talks to you because he feels bad for you and never did that
did you hear that sophia got pity dicked by cooper?

i heard he just text her
Pity Dicked by kjlhgasdf October 22, 2018

Fuckery duckery 

When somebody does something so confusing that it hurts your brain
"David what the actual fuckery duckery are you doing? "
Fuckery duckery by Megga mind February 15, 2021

Fuckery duckery dock 

It’s a play on the nursery rhyme hickory dickery dock
“Ohhh fuckery duckery dock, I didn't do the homework