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draco malfoy

straight pimp. nothing else to be said
When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.
by Justin December 2, 2004
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The Draco Trilogy

A fanfiction series written by popular author Cassandra Claire (whose latest novel City of Bones was recently released). The series consists of Draco Dormiens, Draco Sinister, and the final Draco Veritas. Pairings in the series include Harry/Hermione, Draco/Hermione, Draco/Ginny, and Draco/Blaise, among others (along with a hint of Harry/Draco). With all three series' word counts added, the entire Draco Trilogy is about a million words long, and is regarded as one of the best fanfiction series ever written.
Hermione: "You have a whole town named after you?"
Draco: "Yeah, amazing I haven't gotten a big head, isn't it?"
- The Draco Trilogy.
by ILoveDracoxoxo January 1, 2008
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Draco

The boy who made the hardest decisions of all
Not to mention that he's sexy as hell <3
I would join Voldemort's army to be with Draco Malfoy
by ThatWierdoInTheCorner March 24, 2017
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Draco Malfoy

Hitler's Hogwarts ally.
Blonde hair, blue eyes, a band of cronies, and an authorative attitude towards everybody? Nazi. Naturally.
by kwashia February 3, 2005
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draco

The second hottest guy in the Harry Potter series. A character with so much potential that J.K. Rowling shuffled to the side because she realized her writing abilities didn't cover characterization.
by Lauren Nicol' Malfoy October 25, 2007
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dactor

A doctor / actor. A medical professional who is also a thespian.
Excelling in both medicine and theater, he was a well known dactor.
by OsirusR August 15, 2009
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Blumper-Decker-Dactyl

The act of receiving a blumpkin while taking an upper decker as the female is also giving two guys on the sides handjobs (the head and hand movements mimic a pterodactyl flying.)
Dude, I felt like I was in the prehistoric era because of how believable her pterodactyl was when she was giving us a blumper-decker-dactyl!
by CPSC October 4, 2010
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