mad donger

A Song (Usually Rap) That Goes Fucking Hard

Yo Tyrone Was Dropping Those Mad Dongers When I Passed Him The Aux Cord

by Ya Boy Claud December 30, 2014

throbbing donger

The results of consuming the prescribed amount of Viagra, then immediately getting blue balls.

Met this chick, thought it was a sure thing. Her ugly friend ended up cock-blocking me, so now I'm left with this throbbing donger.

by The hitchhiker June 29, 2017

ping dinger

A golf club used as a baseball bat. If you’re good enough, you can hits dingers with it

Where’s your bat Jim?

Oh, I brought my ping dinger today, I’m wanting to hits a few dingers.

by Tough guy baller November 28, 2017

Schmackin Dingers

Slang for hitting home runs, or saying you want to play some baseball.

" Hey bronx you wanna go out schmackin dingers?"

" Forsure dude lets go"

by Mattonic January 6, 2018

Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".

Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.

by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019

Ditch Dinger

To snort a line of cocaine out of a whispering eye.

Dude : Hey babe you down for some ditch dingers tonight?

GF: Sure! As long as i can do some dick dingers!

by PeterFitzinWell September 12, 2019

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017