spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009

Poor man's disprin

Temporary relief from all ailments provided by a quick orgasm.

I need a poor man's disprin.

by Mike1234567890 October 27, 2012

Public display of affection

Couples operate in public areas, and they display affection such as holding hands, kissing etc. They do this to rub it in single people's faces that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

'Woh. There's some serious PDA goin on here. I wish they'd bugger off, they're makin me depressed.'

by Mary November 25, 2003

Pez Dispenser

An antisemite who believes the "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" is an authentic document.

I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!

by Zosmos September 19, 2020

estoy disparando mi lazer

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish

Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*

by sB129 October 22, 2008

Chrono Displacement

A genetic disorder in which the person will time-travel either into the past or future uncontrollably, leaving everything that is not a part of the human body.
(From The Time Traveler's Wife, excellent novel may I add.)

Henry is unable to control his chrono displacement disorder, his time-traveling: when he leaves, where he goes, or how long his trip will last. His destinations are tied to his subconscious, as Henry most often travels to places he has visited or will eventually visit.

by LoveShiyuu March 16, 2009

dispo

a clinic provided by public or charitable funds. In marijuana friendly states a dispensary is where one goes to purchase one's medicine.

John: "Did Alec ever get his recommendation."
Zebra: "Yeah, he's at the dispo now!"
John: "What a stoner haha"

Zebra: "420 Blaze it faggot"

by boopkwtfhowisthistaken January 22, 2014