Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

dishwasher delivery

verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.

Dustin will be late going to the office because he has a dishwasher delivery.

by TheDude2000 June 25, 2012

Dishwasher Jumbotron

A mother with a voluptuous booty who who spends a lot of time in the kitchen.

Not trying to be disrespectful or anything but Dominic’s mother has that Dishwasher Jumbotron.

by gasp March 14, 2022

overloaded the dishwasher

When you get your wife too drunk to have sex.

Things were going great and she was even talking about dooping, but I bought her one too many martinis and overloaded the dishwasher.

by Sven C September 5, 2006

disasterporn

What you see on TV when the news channels go into 24-hour disaster mode. As a viewer, you respond as you do for flesh porn -- you can't turn your eyes away, you keep coming back to it, you never are fulfilled after watching it, and you feel bad inside when you're done. For examples of disaster porn, withess Fox's coverage of the hurricanes of 2005, or CNN/Fox/MSNBC for the Sept 11, 2001 terror attacks.

I've watched the last 2 weeks of hurricane disasterporn.

by Cmackg September 27, 2005

disastrophe

A really, really bad problem. Worse than a disaster, worse than a catastrophe.

Did you see how he screwed up the presentation? It was a disastrophe!

by Rick Rodrick September 24, 2003

Dishwasher

Word describing women as a whole. Very sexist however commonly used among men, either as a joke or a demeaning word against women.

"Honey, me and the boys are bout' to head out"
"Can I come with?"
"Sorry, no dishwashers allowed"

by Chadnell March 18, 2021