dilf

DUDE I'LL LOVE FOREVER !

GUY 1: Oh man that kekoa is a dilf !
GUY 2: He's that dude i'll love forever ..

by rectalkisser544 January 10, 2012

dilf

an attractive older man, typically with children.
doesn't need to be that old if he has children.

dazai is the perfect example of a dilf... and so is fukuzawa, i think he's 47 years old.

by dazu5hi December 16, 2020

DILF

A man who is a Downtown Independently Livestreaming Father

I guess this would make me a Downtown Independently Livestreaming Father...or a DILF, for short.

by LavaBucket August 8, 2020

dilf

disabled person i'd like to fuck. A hot person with a disability; i.e. down syndrome, deaf, dumb, mute, crippled, parapalegic, quadrapalegic, blind, retarded, kyle seavey, polio, measles, mumps, bubonic plague, shingles, scurvey.

I'm tryin to holler at a DILF This down syndrom chick is a DILF. Holla.

by Gully Evans July 25, 2009

dilf

demon i like to fuck

that vampire is scary, but hot, a total dilf

by Mark Wahlberg December 7, 2006

DILF

Daughter I'd Like 2 Fuck

My new neighbors across the way have a very beautiful dilf

by Don't gloat...MOTORBOAT! December 13, 2014

DILF

Means Father I'd Like (to) Fuck.
Like MILF. ;D

Woah, have you ever seen Luke's dad? He's a DILF.

by Icelantika February 3, 2008