Dickhead density

The ratio of dickheads to normal people in a given area.

Honey, I love to buy that house but I'm worried about raising a family in an area with such a high dickhead density.

When Stacey and Gary go to the club the dickhead density increases substantially.

by Antspants July 19, 2015

Dickheadness

when his actions resemble that of a dickhead...

When your significant other makes you listen to hairbands because he’s driving HIS vehicle.. ”it’s because he loves you”.. NO.. it’s because of his dickheadness..

by Karebearlucky13 March 5, 2020

Dickheadiquette

The act of behaving like a dickhead.

The asshole tailgating me down this icy mountain road is observing superlative Dickheadiquette .

by Dickhead365 December 26, 2022

Class A DICKHEAD

1. The biggest dickhead you know is likely to be a Class A DICKHEAD as they top the list of biggest dickheads of all time. Everyone thinks they are a dickhead.

2. Term used to describe people who are addicted to Class A illicit drugs such as Heroin or Crack.

3. A politician who talks bullshit (possibly all politicians)

A Chav who steals your bike is likely to be a Class A Dickhead.

A meth addict could be described as a Class A dickhead

by sozyeah August 30, 2013

semen puking asshole dickhead

the polite way of calling someone a dildo.

get away from me you semen puking asshole dickhead

by Tyrone June 11, 2003

dickheadish

An act done in haste where the postives are far outweighed by the negatives for the majority of those involved.
A Dickheadish Move

1 - "Where's My toothbrush?"
2- "I used it to comb my armpit hair"
1- "What a dickheadish move"

by Rex Candle September 24, 2005

Mashin' DickHeads

A Southern Maine term for a group of friends hanging out

"Yeah guy.. are we mashin' dickheads after work, bub?"

by ajc929me October 5, 2011