Sick dick

When something is much too cool or awesome for just one word to describe it.

Edwin: So what did you do last night?
Brendan: I was out at the bar, when two girls picked me up, brought me back to their apartment and proceeded to give me a two girl blumpkin.
Edwin: Sick dick!

by Danger McHot Sexypants March 6, 2010

sticky dick

Doing a sloppy job of cleaning up after jerking off and some cum remains and gets stuck to your boxers. The next time you need to take off your boxers, you have to peal your dick off, thus sticky dick.

"Man, I had such bad sticky dick this morning that I almost peeled the skin of my dick."

by Buckets. January 3, 2008

Sick Dick

A male's genitalia that is unable to function in it's formal way and may be infected with AIDS/HIV, warts, and unspecified fluids. This person has a very awful stench due to the inconvenience he's allegedly going through.

Remember that bitch you boned the other day? Well, she was telling everyone that she got gang banged by a couple of niggas and one of them turned out to have a sick dick. Idk what she meant by that until she started to describe what that meant, and bruhh, that's some sick shit!

by MistahRigoh September 22, 2015

sticky dick

a condition found in males, usually in the midwestern summer, in which the cock and balls become sweaty and sticky, clinging to your inner thigh.

goddammit, we gots ta get back into the A/C. I got sticky dick like a mutha fukkka

by Humidity Hater October 24, 2003

Sticky dick

A dick drawn with Stickybomb's, that has been launched from a Stickybomb Launcher by a character called Demoman in the game Team fortress 2.

Blu is legit making a sticky dick at spawn.

by Ada Fear May 11, 2019

Sticky Dick RollUp

When you stick a fruit roll up on your dick and use it instead of a condom. After your done she can eat it to. It's three feet of fun!

Girl: Hey, do you have any uhmmm... Protection.
Boy: Oh.. Oh yeeaaah!
Girl: Oh My GOD ! It's Huge!
Boy: I no baby. Its three feet of fun!
Boy: Its a Sticky Dick Rollup!

by StickyMess June 30, 2010

Sticky Dick

When you pull the condom off and the sperm is all over your dick.

"OOH SHIT I just got the sticky dick!"

by Mery ger February 24, 2018