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destription

dih-STRIP-shuhn
- noun
1. a statement picture in words or account that describes a woman without clothing; descriptive representation of the female body
2. the act or method of describing female nudity, usually by a man
3. the act of "destripping"
A guy's "destription" of a woman: "Man, she is so hot, I haven't seen her naked but her legs are great, her ass is plump and her bosoms are at least a C."
by lifedoesntexist April 25, 2011
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Software Destruction Fetish

A particular fetish for the kinky in the tech industry. The deletion of lines of code or destruction of computers produces a high-pitched orgasm.
Dude, you know the boss? I've heard she has a serious software destruction fetish. I've seen her touch herself while deleting important directories.
by cskink February 4, 2015
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Callie Destruction

Is when you see someone named callie going sicko mode when you steal her marijuana
by holysend101 January 11, 2019
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Weapons of Mass Destruction

It's okay for some countries to have, like North Korea, but not others, like everybody else.
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
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mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.
Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.
by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003
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distractional focus

This occurs when you need to be working with someone else, listening to music, watching television, or doing something else while doing academic work in order to help you focus better
I could not focus fully on my history work, so I asked my friend to be my distractional focus
by blitz425 November 13, 2009
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Temporary Distraction Measure

A Temporary Distraction Measure or TDM for short is the basis of modern politics and business. Anytime a politician forms a committee to 'look into' something it is nothing but a ruse intended to temporarily distract the voting public long enough for them to forget all about it.
Anything (Committee, poll, vote, investigation, senate hearing, etc) that can be used to successfully distract people from issues that they were formally concerned about long enough for them to forget completely about it.

Anything that makes you (the voter) think we (politicians) are doing something about it when we're really not.
E.X. Senate Democrats hold hearings to investigate windfall profits generated by the obscene price of oil.

Two weeks later, the American public will have forgotten all about it and will rest content that the government is doing it's job. Hence, it was a successful Temporary Distraction Measure.

E.X. During the Senate hearing over whether to clarify net neutrality, the Senators rambled on for a few weeks until another celebrity got knocked up and everybody that was wanting it codified, forgot all about it.
Temporary Distraction Measure
by Crashingtests July 4, 2008
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