desmond

a male with a massive cock in dudes asses

guy 1: oh dez ur cock is so huge in my bootyhole
Desmond: oh yea bby

by urmomlovesme<3 April 5, 2022

Desmond

A term used in video gaming, in team based games, for players who leave their team to attempt a play in order to benefit their team, but when viewed by the other team is often seen as a "weird position". A reference to asdf movie when Desmond the moon bear didn't know how he got there.

Teammate #1: there's a Desmond on our flank.
Teammate #2: how did he get there?

by MarioManz February 20, 2020

Desmond

A real nigga who has alot of females and is really good in bed he’s usually a flirt but when he finds the one he wants he bags them with ease

Yo desmond is mad cool

by Ballagfdf April 22, 2022

Ian Desmond

Sexiest baseball player.. Jawline to cut and the hottest man in the world

Ian Desmond is tasty

by DanielleCRay June 21, 2016

Desmonding

Knowledgable in all walks of life. Humble but actually does know everything. Sport is a desmonders specialist subject.

Funny, great sense of humour.

Look at that guy sharing his words of wisdom again. Classic Desmonding

by Loseb January 21, 2022

Desmond the moon bear

The best character in the asdf movie

How did I get here? quoted by desmond the moon bear

by March 9, 2023

desmond and ebonecia

These people belong together no matter what and no matter who .. the love is unconditional.

i wish i could be like desmond and ebonecia they are so cute .

by 4lifersssss September 27, 2021