demerti martin

A stand-up comedian that makes occasional appearances on The Daily Show. He has his own segement called Trendspotting.

Demerti Martin is the voice of the teens

by Josh534532453245 July 31, 2006

Impure Demure

When a girl acts classy as shit, but you find out she’s straight filthy.

“You ain’t getting nowhere with Sarah, man, you’re wasting your time.”

“Nah, that girl acts prude, but she’s impure demure; Kinky as hell.”

by Bthang* June 24, 2018

john deere letter

1. Series of tractors manufactured 1923-1954
2. Something written by stupid people

1. Damn I love my John Deere Letter Tractor
2. My dyslexic girlfriend wrote me a John Deere Letter

by awesome-possum September 10, 2006

John Deere

A nickname given to a country boy named John.

Cum ova her john deere

by jmansherron December 21, 2008

deereal killer

Deer hunter who enjoys stalking and killing deer

Check out the way that guy smiles while chopping off the head of that deer, dude is for sure a Deereal killer.

by Drew Saint James December 23, 2015

demerrius

A Badass Lightskin with big ahhhh buns

look at Demerrius buns!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by YRN123 March 23, 2017

Deserection

a deserection is when you get an erection when a girl named "desiree" looks at you

"today desiree looked at me, and i got a deserection"

by badgal123 June 9, 2017