Dan

The best -est boyfriend you will ever have he is romantic, sweet, kind, caring, loving, to many words to explain! His eyes are like a mirror! when you look into them u see the whole world. you cant stop thinking of him no matter what, he make u smile and laugh all the time!

(girlfriend talking to her best friend) Dan is the best est boyfriend i have ever had!
(best friend) i wish i had a boyfriend like dan!

by girlfriend2288 July 12, 2013

Dan

A ginger queer that smokes pot on a regular basis. He's a very angry ho and breaks shit constantly. Is a danger to be near.

Wow that Dan is a fucking retarded bitch, stay away from it!

by Lil Ho Ass Bitch December 19, 2018

DAN

Dick, Ass, and Nuts. Often used to describe a foul odor.

Dude, it's smells like DAN in here.

by M3Me December 12, 2016

Dan

Acronym meaning- Dumb Ass Nigger

Look at that dan acting like a fucking gorilla.

by taking it to far May 16, 2011

Dan

A certain person that we all know and love.... This is a person who if they receive a grade that is lower than an A, they break down in tears and curl into a ball.

Herny: Hey did you hear about Dan?
Ben: Yea i hear he is still on the floor in the English room.
Herny: Yea man he's in a bad way, he only got a B.
Ben: Oh dear, we are in trouble.

by John Baltoni January 11, 2006

Dan

A goon who looks like shrek

Ew have you seen dan he is a neek

by Usiebdnwkw February 10, 2019

Dan

Dan (Duh-an), Noun: A soulless ginger who will always be considered the #2 son-in-law.

dan (duh-an), Verb: To actively come in second place in every aspect of life, especially at being a son-in-law.

see also; danning, dannies, dans, danned

Person 1: Did you see Dan today?
Person 2: I did. He was trying to impress his mother-in-law, but she was having none of it, because he will always be the #2 son-in-law.
Person 1: Ohh. That is too bad. The sooner he learns to quit being such a dan, the happier he will be!

by Lord ZS December 14, 2012