The mascot for an air refueling squadron based in Salt Lake City, UT. The name stems from their tendency to fuck each other’s poopy assholes and instead of cleaning the poop off their dicks they prefer to keep their dicks covered in poop beneath their flight suits all day.
What’s that smell?
That pilot is one of those Ruddy Ducks from Utah! He definitely has a poop covered dick under that pickle suit!
That pilot is one of those Ruddy Ducks from Utah! He definitely has a poop covered dick under that pickle suit!
by 191RuddyDuck March 26, 2023
Get the Ruddy Duck mug.Benson is a toy led duck, who became popular due to the YouTuber/streamer Tubbo. Tubbo got the toy led duck in a stream called: Tubbo’s Chat Goes Shopping for $1000! Tubbo officially names the duck in his stream titled: Tubbo Unboxes $1000 Worth of Items w/ Ranboo!
by Koio July 10, 2021
Get the Benson the duck mug.Anthony: Do You see how fuckin' drunk Sarah is?
Amanda: That bitch is a fuckin' whore duck for sure!
Amanda: That bitch is a fuckin' whore duck for sure!
by antho821 March 8, 2009
Get the Whore Duck mug.Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period
by lockenload23 July 10, 2016
Get the Lame Duck Period mug.Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:
Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...
Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck
A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--
D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes
To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...
Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck
A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--
D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes
To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!
by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019
Get the Scientifically Accurate Ducktales mug.by NURSE HOLLY November 17, 2015
Get the ducking ditch mug.It's the biggest fucking duck that Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan, the best fucking drummer EVER, has ever seen. Jimmy, the drummer for Avenged Sevenfold and Pinkly Smooth, tried to chase a Stallion Duck but failed. Jimmy is still hunting that FUCKING duck to this very day, in his little piece of heaven. God bless you Jimmy, and God Hates You, Stallion Duck. Its not afraid AT ALL. NOT FUCKING AFRAID AT ALL. Keep chasing it Jimmy, foREVer. A7X.
by TheOneWhoMissesTheRev. November 21, 2011
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