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Diamond Pussy

A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.

Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.

This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.
"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."
by Stratospheric January 5, 2017
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Diamondbolts videos

"diamondbolts videos are the definition of poggers"-bob
"yeah even urban dictionary thinks so"
by Nintentoad125 October 7, 2020
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desperate diamond

the four cup re-rack formation in beer pong in which the shorter part of the diamond is pointing down the table. A clear act of desperation on behalf of the re-racking team.

this term is often mistakenly used to describe a dirty diamond, which has the longer part pointing down the table.
bp player 1: yo dude, I need a re-rack. I'm desperate.

bp player 2: going for the desperate diamond?

bp player 1: I've got no choice....
by tmcg February 7, 2009
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Diamond in the muff

Any type of female genital piercing/vaginal piercing. While not common among females, freaky types may be more likely to have these. In any case it is a rarity, not likely to be predicted, thus it's relation to a diamond in the rough.
Homey: Yo, that chick you brought home last night was cute as fuck...

Dogg: Yea bro, you never woulda guessed it, she was freaky as hell.

Homey: Nahhh.

Dogg: Yeaa son, she had a diamond in the muff.

Homey: Damn. I didn't see that comin'.
by eboymonster March 18, 2011
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skin diamond

Slang term for a girls vagina/pussy/clunge/gash/etc.

Also the name of a famous pornstar
How'd you do last night, man? Did she give up that skin diamond?
by Daovils Leottuce December 15, 2013
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Diamond in the rough

Someone (or something) that has hidden exceptional characteristics and/or future potential, but currently lacks the final touches that would make them (or it) truly stand out from the crowd.

The phrase is metaphorical and relates to the fact that naturally occurring diamonds are quite ordinary at first glance, and that their true beauty as jewels is only realized through the cutting and polishing process.
She may seem shy and ordinary right now, but give her a couple more years - she truly is a diamond in the rough.
by Ainz January 24, 2006
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Nine Diamond

A really talented producer who i wanna bone.
by ninediamondlover July 19, 2010
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