dressel

A big giant douche. Sometimes slightly felched.

You guys smell vinegar? I bet there's a big squirting dressel around!

by notbone June 20, 2007

deressed

To be shit at at spelling on facebook and then get fucked for the next 3 days about being 'depressed'.

Michael is really deressed....misses hannah so much and regrets his actions towards her so much....but feels a bit better from ali's 'BIG HUG' :D.

by 'Depressed.' December 15, 2008

dresses

to desire being treated like a woman in full bloom. acknowledged. appreciated. adored. knowing that his love can fuel your inner fire that is capable of unmeasurable achievements. invisible masterworks. knowing that his love can mould your body into the most beautiful creation because his eyes demand so.

"Since John, i'm wearing dresses because he makes me feel beautiful and worthy of decorational and flattering couture."

by Krkič May 2, 2019

dresser

when you get your dick stuck in your zipper

I hope i never have to deal with the pain of a dresser.

by cluster fuck rainbow fish March 17, 2009

Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.

"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"

by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010

cleveland cross-dresser

the act of putting on some ones elses pants just to defecate in them without there knowledge and laugh when they put them on

ricky pissed me off so i gave him a cleveland cross-dresser

by rev bryan November 25, 2009

dressel

one drinks more than occasionally and to the extent of returning intoxicated. Also known as one who may inadvertantly get human waste in odd places such as shower heads. Dressel may be interpreted as #1 or #2. This definition explains #1.

Damn he is fucked up like a dressel.
Dressel has been passed out for hours!

by 607B fo sho April 13, 2005