douchebag

The office smartass at a software company that cannot say anything without some sort of insult, or someone that always says phrases such as "I went to school for 10 years to put up with this shit."

"Brian made fun of me again. What a total douchebag. I did not go to school for 10 years to put up with this shit!" said the douchebag.

by Farris March 3, 2007

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the guy who sits next to me at work

Dave is a douchebag. I want to kick him in the nuts.

by lunchbox207 January 27, 2011

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Person #1: Did you see Criss Angel's Twitter about kicking Ryan Ross in the crotch?
Person #2: Yeah, he just proved once again how accurate that Supernatural episode title was.
Person #1: Which episode?
Person #2: "Criss Angel is a douchebag".
Person #1: LOL

by thatssonotaword February 10, 2009

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An insult primarily used by caucasians in reference to a person who is rude, irritating, inconsiderate, exceedingly ignorant, or filled with unwarranted self-importance. Douchebags are often seen wearing trucker caps and affliction tees, and they often use the word "gay" in a pejorative sense.

Guy #1: "...everyone on welfare is just eating away at our tax dollars. Most of them aren't even poor. They just keep having kids to get a fatter check. My cousin's best friend's ex boyfriend's aunt had like 9 kids and drove a sparkly impala with spinners that she got using welfare checks. Welfare queens. Pshaw."

Guy #2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding sparks all night and spewing his fox news commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party."

Guy #3: "What a douchebag."

by dontpanic1984 February 8, 2010

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