Kenos Disease

Having already spent at least 8 months on a level, but needing to readjust your muscle memory to fit the needs of another version of the same level.

Ex: Playing Kenos, then struggling on Sakupen Hell

“The wave that is slower than the other wave is too hard because of my muscle memory. Help. Suffering with Kenos Disease guys.” -Npesta

by megr__ April 15, 2021

the ebay disease

A term used to describe when people buy stuff on eBay that they really, really, really don't need.

We had to freeze his account because he suffered from the ebay disease.

Back when I had no job, I spent a lot of time on the internet and soon got the ebay disease. Now my house is full of crap I have no use for, it seemed like a good idea back then.

by MoFo2 January 29, 2006

John Lithgow Disease

noun: the unfortunate condition suffered by persons whose every utterance sounds sarcastic, supercilious, or condescending

It was a compliment to say "I like your dress," it just didn't come out that way because I have John Lithgow Disease.

by Ursula Bent February 3, 2013

Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.

Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

by Fernshouse June 6, 2016

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet

by Marv_daddy January 16, 2009

CRAFT Disease

When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".

I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.

by Happy_Hoaxster May 28, 2009