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dicktionary

hoe numba 1: dude istfg i got enough dicks in my lige more than sonic the hedgehog ever collected rings
frien numba 2: make a dicktionary atp
by hellopusssy March 4, 2023
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Dicktionary

A dictionary that you accidentally drop on your dick.
OH FUCK! I just dropped my dictionary on my dick! Now it’s a DICKTIONARY!
by longporky69 September 28, 2020
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Dicktionary

When your girl wants a dictionary for her birthday but u don't just want to give her that.
Girl: I want a dictionary for my birthday.
Boy: Ok, you can come over and then i'll give the dicktionary to you.
by the_joji May 7, 2018
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The Urban Dicktionary

A place for bored teens go to write down their little minds.
Hey dude my friend went on the Urban Dicktionary avoid her
by Not a Dummy 123456789123456789 February 2, 2021
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Dicktionary

Term used in reference to a collection of dick pics. Can be used to refer to a collection of phallic pictures recieved and archived by someone, or a collection of phallic pictures ready to be sent to someone.
See also: Erectopedia
"Got any dick pics recently"
"Guuuurl I've got a whole dicktionary"
by Bambawei June 10, 2016
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Dicktionary

A book filled with a list of names of locals(every town has a diffrent dicktionary, and cities have multiple divided by area)and sizes of their, well, dicks, and are often accompanied by a description of them during sex. The tradition started with a Romanian whore who slept with everyone in her village, and wrote about it.

Here is an example entry:
"John Exampleson - 30cm
Has a lot of stamina, goes really fast."
"Me and Alex are planning to get spicy tommorow, i need to go check the dicktionary
by Idiotfuckshit August 15, 2025
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Dicktionary

An imaginary place that defines a word the way you wish (or imagine) they were. Commonly used by "Dicks" to support weak arguments and or support wrong information.
Curtis' Dicktionary defines Karmen as the force in nature that cause bad things to happen to you because you did stuff to me.
by IknowHuh? October 4, 2017
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