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Dicktionary

A picture book with dicks that are arranged in abc order by what YOU named them!
Example:

Girl1: Hey I have gotten that one before!

Girl2 :Really?

Girl1 :Yea!

Girl2 :What's it's name?

Girl1 :Hold on let me check my Dicktionary!
by YourGirlBailz October 20, 2017
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Dicktionary

An imaginary place that defines a word the way you wish (or imagine) they were. Commonly used by "Dicks" to support weak arguments and or support wrong information.
Curtis' Dicktionary defines Karmen as the force in nature that cause bad things to happen to you because you did stuff to me.
by IknowHuh? October 4, 2017
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Dicktionary

When you are mad at a dictionary for not showing the correct definition
"Oh god, what kind of dicktionary do you guys have here at school"
by Marwan the great December 15, 2020
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Urban dicktionary

Your are a dick, come on to Urban Dicktionary.
by zYaSSiNo April 12, 2018
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Dicktionary

Dicktionary
A large book containing 99.999% cocks, and 0.001% word. Mainly just cocks.
Person 1: Where's my dicktionary?
Person 2: Okay, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
by WhyMath_BecauseSCH00L December 7, 2021
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Urban Dicktionary

Where you go to look up words when you’re looking up the definitions of words because you’re dumb AND you’re a dick.
“Ah yes, he’s a classic case of needing to use the the urban dicktionary. He must be clueless, and also a massive dick”.
by zoominwoman January 16, 2024
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dicktionary

It's when you find a dictionary boring so you start calling it Dicktionary, so you'd better not say Urban Dicktionary.
Person 1: I hate the Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: Stop using it then! Idiot!
Person 3: Or you can call it the Urban Dicktionary, just saying...
Person 1: Lemme think about that...
Person 1 again: Searches up what dick means*
Person 1 yet again: Well, call it the Urban Privatesictionary?
Person 2: What the hell...
Person 3: I guess so!
Person 1: Thanks for the advice!
Person 4: This'll probably not even go on the Urban Dictionary. What if kids use this website?
Person 1: Well, I DON'T CARE! ITS STUPID, ANNOYING, AND I HATE IT!
Person 2: Use my idea then...
by DEFINITION DEFINER DEFINED February 20, 2021
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