Geoff day

When you start drinking at 5 A.M. and pass out drunk before your kid wakes up.

My husband was supposed to take the kids to school, instead he pulled a Geoff day and didn't wake up until the evening.

by UMPiCK January 11, 2015

Kill a Pedo Day

On November 13th, people are allowed to brutally murder pedophiles in any way they want. The pedophiles can’t do anything to defend themselves.

Person 1: hey it’s “kill a pedo day.”

Person 2: YEAH LETS MURDER THEM FUCKS!

by Brodym5ster November 4, 2022

International Wog Day

International Wog Day is celebrated on the 7th of July every year since its inaugural celebration in 2016. It is a day for Wogs to celebrate their culture and remember those past and present who have gotten their families where they are today. Many families came to Australia looking for a better life for themselves and for future generations which makes the recognition of past generations a vital aspect of International Wog Day. Founded by WogMemes on Instagram, the day is typically celebrated with the two things Wogs do best - family and food.

Wog 1: "Its the 7th of July, are you celebrating International Wog Day, re?

Wog 2: "Of course paesano, wouldn't miss the feast Nonna is cooking"

Wogs 3: "Yallah come mine after, I'm going to beat you all at FIFA"

Wog 4: "Jebo te!!!!! My favourite day of the year!!"

by ThisIsWM May 20, 2016

4th December the gay day

Be as gay as you want with any boy without saying no homo. It is not gay. You can even touch tips

Callum: Can I slip my dick in your ass.
James: no I'm not gay
Callum: it's the 4th December the gay day so it's not gay
James: oh ok stick if in as far as you want

by England_sex December 3, 2020

National I love you day

On this day tell your partner you love them if you don't have a other than tell your best friend

I love you

I love you too
And happy national I love you day!! ❤️❤️

by graceeeeeeeeee❤️ November 10, 2019

Case Day

An annual holiday celebrated by students at Saint John's University, The College of Saint Benedict, and Gustavus Adolphus College, all private liberal arts schools in Minnesota. Case Day is celebrated by individual students attempting to consume a case of beer in the 24 hour period. Typically celebrated on the Saturday before finals week of the spring semester.

He's got 24 tallies on his arm, so you know he completed case day.

by Johnnie69 July 20, 2016

Cobblestone Day

A day where you celebrate Cobblestone, Made by Minecraft YouTuber Ssundee on April 24th 2016, You can think of it as another Christmas, Or another Halloween.

Happy Cobblestone Day! Time to Celebrate!

by Joe Sean A G May 29, 2018