When a decent looking woman has a shocking amount of excessive cellulite or pock marks on her upper thighs or lower buttocks.
Clarence: Dude, I was about to nail karen last night in my pick-up truck for the first time when I noticed all the hail damage on her ass. It was worse than my Uncle's Volkswagon, and he lives in Colorado too.
Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?
Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese
Jeb: That's gross man, what did you do?
Clarence: I turned off the cabin light and continued. I'm serious though, it looked like a kettle Corn sleeve full of cottage cheese
by SparkyZee October 27, 2009
Get the Hail Damage mug.an attempt to reduce damage caused by a previous failure, when fixing such a failure is either temporarily or permanently impossible, or undesirable due to risk
Ex 1:
Bill: I lost 50 grand...I'm definitely gonna win them back next game. I feel good about this, man.
Dave: Nah, you should be on damage control. Consider your 50 grand a sunk cost.
Ex 2:
James: I can't believe I missed that event...there's not a fuck I can do now.
Steve: You'll have to work extra hard to play catch up. You're on damage control now.
Bill: I lost 50 grand...I'm definitely gonna win them back next game. I feel good about this, man.
Dave: Nah, you should be on damage control. Consider your 50 grand a sunk cost.
Ex 2:
James: I can't believe I missed that event...there's not a fuck I can do now.
Steve: You'll have to work extra hard to play catch up. You're on damage control now.
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A game made by people who were on overdoese of several illegal substances at once. Strangely, the gameplay is as addictive as those illegal substances.
by Okita-Sama April 6, 2005
Get the katamari damacy mug.Emotional Damage is a word by Steven He.It means a highly unpleasant emotional reaction as distress or humiliation or anger, which result from another action or behavior.
by emotionaldamage1234 March 7, 2022
Get the Emotional Damage mug.An artifact which makes any attacks which you make in any form render four times the damage to the victim. Has a great sound effect.
by Dr Ian April 13, 2006
Get the quad damage mug.A being of complete and utter sexy-ness, worthy of a million wives. Destructive, Strong, Funny, and Charming.
Awesome at everything it does.
Awesome at everything it does.
Sexy Gyal: That guy is sooo fucking sexy. I want him to have my babies.
Ugly Jealous Gyal: That's Daman.
Ugly Jealous Gyal: That's Daman.
by Andy_Bloom July 7, 2010
Get the Daman mug.Most likely the most incredible Jamaican man alive. He has dreads to die for (down to his feet, so they are about five feet nine inches long) and eyes that bore into your soul. Has the sexiest lips YOU'VE ever seen, and his accent is...(sigh). His music is captivating and beautiful. Damian has been gorgeous all his life, but never brags about it. As he gets older, he gets more and more handsome. He has the illest lyrics that have ever existed in the history of reggae music, maybe even all music. He sings about problems in Jamaica and the world in a way that makes you think. He is so amazing and delicious.
"Love and Inity is what we need upon the street, got to get a place fi ghetto youths to rest them feet..." -Damian Jr. Gong Marley
"Me name Jr. Gong, me tellin' you, di youngest veteran, me tellin' you...When di bass is heavy, we light upon di riddim..." -Damian Jr. Gong Marley
"Me name Jr. Gong, me tellin' you, di youngest veteran, me tellin' you...When di bass is heavy, we light upon di riddim..." -Damian Jr. Gong Marley
by STAY-IRIE15 December 11, 2011
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