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Crunchephile

Someone who loves the feeling of crunchy things a little too much.
Wow, you're such a crunchephile!

I love the feeling of eating doritos, I'm a real crunchephile.
by Hot_Boy November 29, 2019
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Crunchedy

A word that means something positive, it can be used to describe a person who dresses really nice or something that looks homey and cozy, or even any type of item that you can’t seem to come up with a description for.
Jennifer: “Wow, that guy over there is so crunchedy!”

Jessica: “wow, super crunch, look at his wife too, she’s extra crunchedy “

Example 2:

Grace: *gasp* you made your apartment look so crunchedy with all the little decorations and pillows! How fun” !

Christine: “thanks, I got them from a really crunchedy little vintage shop “

Example 3.

Andrew: “you always have so many crunchedy little Knick knacks in your man pouch Joey, and you always smell crunchedy “

Joey: “thanks, I try to be as crunchedy as possible, rugged crunchedy vibes”

Joanna: “yes, you guys are both crunchedy and look at my crunchedy Christmas tree.! “
by CrunchedyMom November 25, 2021
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Crutchie

the stalking legend. the human embodiment of passive aggressiveness. has been stalking you for months even though you've never said a word to each other. stalking somebody at this very moment.

part of a secret society. obsessed with five year old boys who like sharks. has an overflowing blackmail folder. is obsessed with the difference between who's and whose.

Andrew Keenan Bolger parody. nonexistent ego. extremely self conscious. professional singer and dancer.

has an emotionally fulfilling sticker for every occasion. you can trust her with anything and she will always be there for you. the best honorary little sister you'll ever find.
Person 1:
There goes Crutchie, she's so cool, I want to be friends with her.

*jumps up from behind you*

Crutchie:
Sure, lemme just polish my blackmail folder on you and stalk you for a while first.
by gayoldersibling May 22, 2022
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water crunches

water crunch is an Indian snack locally known as 'pani puri'. The crunchy piece (puri) is cracked opened and filled with a favoured combination of vegetables, spices, sprouts etc. and finally filled with flavoured water (pani). They are also locally known as golgappas. water crunches' vendors can easily be found on street-sides of Mumbai, Kolkata.
by varunvora December 1, 2016
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Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie”
That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist
by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020
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Crumpet Cruncher

Sir Guy Mann: "Damn crumpet crunchers drinkin all my tea again"
by The Insult Man April 29, 2021
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Captain crunching

The action of eating food out of each other's ass in a 69 position
I was peanut butter captain crunching my wife's ass last night and got a random piece of corn.
by Devonwolfman February 24, 2022
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