Cracking jokes

A person speaking with dellusion or being unreasonable.

Him: I wan't $500 for this second hand CD.
Her: You're cracking jokes.

by Blair Thumper April 1, 2005

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

cracking the flags

When something; mostly the weather is extremely good

The weather in Devon is cracking the flags!

by Simon lad broughton July 10, 2015

Cracking a Jolly

The process of toxic air pushing it's was out through one's ass-cheeks; farting

Oh God, Fletch cracked a jolly!

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Chucking Bush

when you catch ten wild slum rats, kill seven of them and claim they were stolen, file a report to your local government, they start an investigation and in the end give you 12 rats while you have, in the mean time sent the remaining three rats to your step brother in the caman islands where he can gain a rat tax from the gladiator arena for rat packs. in the end you come out of the situation dead in a ditch south of chicago from the men who were eventually acused of stealing your rats in the first place.

jesus piss that toilet kid was sure Chucking Bush last week!

by ratdavis123$$$billz June 6, 2011

cracking stuff

Good times.

Person 1: I'm moving to Your town next week. You better be there to party!

Person 2: Course dude this has prosecs written all over it. Cracking stuff!

by Prosecs December 17, 2013

Cracking buns

When y’all are fuckin

Aye bro can’t talk me and Ava cracking buns

by On gulius November 2, 2019