crusty hog

a dick and or its balls that have been covered in jizz and left to dry without cleaning, resulting in a crusty residue all over the genitals.

dude jerked off all over his hog and left the shit to dry, fuckin rockin the crusty hog.

by John Lindley January 7, 2008

crusty baldwin

when someone had anal sex with another and ejaculates and leaves it in there until it gets nice and crusty around the anus.

man i gave your mom a crusty baldwin

by c baldwin June 22, 2007

crusty nipples

nipples in which over time have molded, became saggy, and crusted over. old nipples. usually those of the mid aged people. found in mothers of 3 or more and prostitutes

wow, her crusty nipples make me get the chills.

by randomness_chickas April 3, 2010

crosty

A cold and frosty morning / person / mood

You are really crosty this morning!
Why is it so bl**dy crosty today?

by Taya Maor Zeligson January 8, 2008

crusty

ugly nasty dry ass nigga who needs chapstick

This bitch is nasty as hell. Motherfucker need some chapstick. Crusty ass hoe.

by naviii003 October 29, 2012

Crusty Craig

When an idiot passes out at a party and someone jizzes on their eyelids. Then, when they wake up they will try to open their eyes and it will be crustied shut with jizz, like when people wake up in the morning with crusty's in their eyes.

I wonder if Tully will be able to open his eyes when he wakes up, boy we really crusty craiged him last night.

by Pete March 18, 2004

crusty mummy

when a girl is asleep, a man ejaculates on her eyes overnight, resulting in crusting over so she cannot open her eyes in the morning

"it took me 4 hours to get my vision back after that crusty mummy"

by mike March 26, 2005