A beour that works in a bakery tells you where to go everytime you’re looking for something. She usually doesn’t know where to tell you to go but when you get what you’re looking for you come back and show her. She’s always delighted to see whatever you
Come on sure we’ll ask the croissant beour where we can get trapes at this hour.
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
We may show the croissant beour the joints were after getting even though she didn’t know we were looking for them
by Jamezy October 5, 2023
Get the Croissant Beourmug. When a white man goes to Kenya to see a girl he met online. She and her family beat and kick him until he is motionless on the ground, curled in the fetal position. Then, all of her boyfriends stand over him and jerk off, covering his pale body with their semen, which leaves him looking like a buttered croissant.
Man 1: I heard Lou went to Nairobi to see his girlfriend.
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
Man 2: Girlfriend? She’s going to give him the worst Kenyan Croissant imaginable!
by Bubba n Ralph May 5, 2023
Get the Kenyan Croissantmug. "Damn, he didn't look like much but he dropped the croissant bomb last night and now I can't walk straight"
by Pastrypasties September 6, 2021
Get the Croissant Bombmug. A: "That exclusive club we went to last night in the West Village was full of so many crusty girls."
B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
B:"Yeah man, that place was such a croissant shop"
by rajx September 17, 2010
Get the Croissant Shopmug. When a woman is on a heavy flow period and a bloke bangs her and when he withdraws his cock is covered in menstrual blood.
by Aj2905 September 1, 2014
Get the jammy croissantmug. Noun: A (Bio/Cis) Woman that has particularly delusional standards for relationship partner and is high maintenance.
by Night-stix December 3, 2023
Get the Croissantmug. by Cate chua November 11, 2020
Get the Croissantmug.