crouton

A crouton is a bit of dried turd that clings to one's anal hair. generally associated with tramps/sheepdogs.

"That dirty ho was dangling some rancid croutons"

by assmonkey June 6, 2003

crouton

short for Mouton

I like to refer to mouton as Crouton

by Paul Puckett January 21, 2004

Crofting

Crofting is a individual engaging in the licking of a mans testicles as a sexual act, this is very often referring to a homosexual situation.

I went to empty the bins and there was a couple of gay lads crofting round the side.

by Big Bobbins July 6, 2014

croston

A slimey piece of work

You see that croston over there? Wouldnt trust it as far as you could throw it

by Conswella De La Coughdrop January 29, 2008

croutons

the dingle berries aka tiny rolls of shit paper in your arse!

Todd: my wife refuses to lick my asshole!
Joey: whats thats cunts problem?
Todd: the last time that whore was tossing my salad .. she found alot of croutons!

by jesusholmes January 21, 2007

croutons

crunchy bread used in salads

Waiter, can i get some more croutons?

by hyujenbdcsxugjkbvfegdthnxs May 28, 2007

crouton

a man hat smiles all the time even when eating!!!

crouton ur civic is slow!

by johnboy May 10, 2003