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Purple crocodiles

Person 1: When I'm with you I think of purple crocodiles.
Person 2: Let's have sex.
by unpressedlemon November 27, 2011
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crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check
Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)
by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020
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crocodile roll

When Two men sixty nine each other while firmly grasping one another’s buttock and begin to roll back and forth.
My boyfriend and I decided to spice up our sex life with the crocodile roll but he was so big I gagged on the first roll.
by The Saudi price July 26, 2021
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beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.
After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.
by thabob November 23, 2011
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crocodile pussy

Pussy so tight feels like a alligators bite when you put your dick in it but its an crocodile pussy, so you can't pull out when you cum.
That bitch had a mean case of crocodile Pussy. Last night didn’t know if I could pull it out
by crocidileeee March 31, 2022
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Cock Crocodile

When a girl, who doesn't know how to give head. Decides to try it, but viciously scraps every tooth in her mouth up and down. While thinking she's pleasing you, as she mistakes your squirming and twitching in pain as pleasure. And refuses to stop.
Hey Jimmy did you finally , get Sally to give you head?
Ya but it wasn't that great, she's a real cock crocodile.
by jdrewn3 October 11, 2019
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CROCODILE QUEAF

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.
by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016
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