Crocodile Fingers

When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.
Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.
by katiosfingers July 09, 2021
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beached crocodile

A large turd or series of turds that are partially under water and partially stuck to the side of the bowel.
After eating that #9 from Taco Bell, I went home and dropped a beached crocodile.
by thabob November 23, 2011
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crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check
Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)
by crocodile dancer March 07, 2020
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crocodile pussy

Pussy so tight feels like a alligators bite when you put your dick in it but its an crocodile pussy, so you can't pull out when you cum.
That bitch had a mean case of crocodile Pussy. Last night didn’t know if I could pull it out
by crocidileeee March 31, 2022
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Cock Crocodile

When a girl, who doesn't know how to give head. Decides to try it, but viciously scraps every tooth in her mouth up and down. While thinking she's pleasing you, as she mistakes your squirming and twitching in pain as pleasure. And refuses to stop.
Hey Jimmy did you finally , get Sally to give you head?
Ya but it wasn't that great, she's a real cock crocodile.
by jdrewn3 October 12, 2019
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Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.
Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."
by Jumbybird July 14, 2013
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desk crocodile

A sophisticated way of calling a stapler. Makes people question themselves.
How’s your desk crocodile today, Paula?
How many teeth have you extracted? Paula replies: “fucking idiot, Tristan, it’s a damn stapler!”
by Tristansdumbass June 11, 2020
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