Irish Credit Card

When you have to shake hands with someone so you wipe your hand through your ass cheeks and shake their hand.

He used his Irish credit card on his supervisor.

by Pseuso March 30, 2020

My credit card number

102839182

Hey I just got the 69 $ from that free online money store
Me: Gtes a notification that someone used all my money from my credit card because they have my credit card number

by Shrimp 🍤 November 12, 2020

Puerto Rician Credit Card

A gun.

"OMG! He's got a Puerto Rician Credit Card!"

by Hehe_Boobs February 26, 2017

credit card

when some swipes there tongue thru some one elses ass crack like swiping a credit card thru a credit card machine

Larry, i credit carded your sister last night and i hope you dnt mind

by cory camok September 3, 2007

dick credit card

when your friend takes your credit card/debit card, puts down his pants, then, while browsing for zephyr items, you put it in your mouth, on purpose or by mistake

galen i didnt know that was a dick credit card when i put in my mouth

by Ryan12345 May 26, 2006

puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.

After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.

by Roger E December 5, 2007

Credit Card Swipe

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.

Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."

by jtbillings June 21, 2011