cheapass

A person who is not only cheap, but also foists his cheapness on others in irritating ways.

The dude who brings TWO PBRs to a BYOB party and then drinks six pilsners is a cheapass. This is probably the same guy who doesn't want to evenly split the bill at a restaurant because your food cost $33 and his only cost $30.

by creaternity May 26, 2006

crap napkin

Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.

Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...

Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.

Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)

by David Breeden May 30, 2006

Crap-Fucker

When you are so aggravated that you cannot generate a proper swear word/phrase to express your deep annoyance and simply yell a random combination of curse words that do not have any cohesive meaning when said in conjunction.

"SABRINAAAA!! WTF stop moving my things, I'm going to smack you in the face you CRAP-FUCKERRR!!!!!"

by lkvjeiwegmpweg! December 19, 2008

cheap vacation

Weed/pills/ mushrooms anything that gets you high and gets your mind off of things is like a stress reliever or a vacation

Person 1: i need something relieve my stress
Person 2: take a "cheap vacation" I text you my dealers info

by Dipitychee February 28, 2017

cheap meat

When someone easy to shag and you ain't gotta put in any effort

"Flo is so easy, straight up cheap meat"

by Krabarta August 26, 2017

cerapaulson

The most hottest funniest smartest coolest most lovely person I’ve ever met

Person 1: Do you know the TikTok account cerapaulson?

Me actually: Yes, I’m mutuals with them

Person 1: WOAH YOU ARE SO COOL

Me: no, cerapaulson is get your facts straight shout

by bubb!egum_wh March 27, 2021

Vagina Crap

The white brown thick cheese like substance that is found in dirty vaginas and in the lining of panties.

Hey, June I think you should change your panties before we go to the party remember you dont want TJ to see your vagina crap or smell it.

by hootrat April 8, 2011