1:Yo bro have you seen the color Blue? I want it to fuck me!
2:Dude what the fuck.. Do you have a Crayon Kink?
2:Dude what the fuck.. Do you have a Crayon Kink?
by SpunBlue March 03, 2022
A person who dresses in all gray. usually female who dresses in a gray sweatshirt with gray sweatpants who likes to throw metal balls attached to rods. Studies religiously. sometimes months or even semesters in advance. Sleeps before 8pm and wakes up early every morning to sit at the kitchen table and think about her major dislike for hipsters and anything fun..
Paul: Hey Oliver, what is that out there spinning like a maniac with that metal ball attached to a rod.
Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.
Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.
Oliver: Oh hey Paul, I think that's a gray crayon. Shes aiming for those hipsters over there on their fixed gear bikes.
Paul: Wow Oliver, she is a real fun sucker.
by o-dizzle-d April 13, 2011
An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.
Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.
by Roqua September 11, 2008
Back in the day, my buds and I would head to Virginia for a 12-pack and hit the backroads, fire up a few Martian crayons, put in some Motley Cure tunes and sing to the top of our lungs while we ate Double-stuff Oreos and Nacho Cheese Doritos.
by Thew April 21, 2006
person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!
person 2 : wat??
person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!
person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?
person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!
person 2 : you weirdo...
person 2 : wat??
person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!
person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?
person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!
person 2 : you weirdo...
by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009
by Fay bowers October 21, 2007
Red Crayons (Ranga crayons)are very yummy. The more toxic they are the better it tastes. The taste is very much like blood which is good to know for all you people out there who want to try it. The red crayon is very crunchy.
Other crayons that are very similar are clear crayons. They taste nearly as good as red crayons. Clear crayons taste like tears.
Many people agree that Blue Fire is also very yummy but only you can eat it if you are a ranga.
It is hard to eat BLue Fire cos it is very hot. Only true rangas (like Izzy and Marli) can eat it easily. You must a ranga if you can eat Blue FIre. If a ranga says yes then you can eat BLueFire aswell.
Most crayon brands come with a red crayon, however you need to shop at specific art stores to find a clear crayon as they are not as easy to get hold of.
Other crayons that are very similar are clear crayons. They taste nearly as good as red crayons. Clear crayons taste like tears.
Many people agree that Blue Fire is also very yummy but only you can eat it if you are a ranga.
It is hard to eat BLue Fire cos it is very hot. Only true rangas (like Izzy and Marli) can eat it easily. You must a ranga if you can eat Blue FIre. If a ranga says yes then you can eat BLueFire aswell.
Most crayon brands come with a red crayon, however you need to shop at specific art stores to find a clear crayon as they are not as easy to get hold of.
kid picks up a red crayon off the floor.
"Yummy you gotta try it"
Other children find other coloured crayons on the floor but realise it doesn't taste as good :(
"I want a ranga crayon!!!!WAAAAAA"
And they all start to cry except that kid with the red crayon.
See Red crayons are worth a cry over
((Really its bad to eat crayons. They are yummy but can be deadly o.O))
"Yummy you gotta try it"
Other children find other coloured crayons on the floor but realise it doesn't taste as good :(
"I want a ranga crayon!!!!WAAAAAA"
And they all start to cry except that kid with the red crayon.
See Red crayons are worth a cry over
((Really its bad to eat crayons. They are yummy but can be deadly o.O))
by x Izzy x January 16, 2008