wedgie crapper

You get forcefully put into a wedgie until you crap in your wedgie from being held so long. Often takes place during a hanging wedgie when you get left hanging by your undies.

I was at my friend's sleepover party for his 14 birhday. His parents were on a business trip for the weekend and we were left alone. after dinner oNe of my friends shouted "wedgie wars". Someone tackled me and I felt my underwear being pulled up my ass. They hung me on a hook behind the door and duct taped my hands behind my back and my legs together. They took off my shirt and gave me a purple nurple. It hurt like hell. I tried to escape but couldn't and had to crap badly. It oozed out around my underwear and it started to stink like shit. They finally couldn't stand the smell and let me go after giving me a swirly. The worst wedgie crapper ever.

by wedgieluver November 26, 2009

crapper john

Slang term for the old television show "Trapper John, MD.

"Turn on the tube, I wanna watch crapper john."

by x January 31, 2003

Crappenstance

A chance circumstance that degenertates into crap

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental that turns into a balls up, nightmare.

Bob met Ted by crappenstance, Ted was going down on Bob's wife at the time.

by Nonsensical_Flounderings May 9, 2005

crappe diem

shit on the day: waking up hungover or in some other state where facing daily responsibilities seems utterly pointless due to the incompetence generated from the previous evenings activities.

Billy (after waking up from a three day bender to realize that it is Monday): "ugggghhh. . . crappe diem!"

by Timmy the Face August 18, 2007

Crappled

When you sit on the toilet for so long your legs go numb.

One time I was on the toilet at work playing on my phone and looking at pictures of girls I’ve slept with and I got crappled. I had to crawl out under the bathroom stall door using my hands and drag my body back to my desk. After a few minutes I was able to feel my legs again and pull up my pants.

by Bilbo D. Faggins October 16, 2012

Crapper

Slang term for an late 19th century toilet fixture. During WWI soldiers oftern visited these toilets and called them crappers. The name originated from a popular seller of toilets. Thomas Crapper of England.

Thomas Crapper invented the modern toilet which is still in use today with few changes.

God damn i got to take a crap.

by Phillip August 24, 2005

Crappit

You will usually say damn it, but in this case you say crappit instead. Exchanging damn with crap. It really has the same meaning but has a more catchy sound to it. "Crappit" is used when something doesn't work out for you or doesn't matter. Or hurts. You can really use whenever you feel like it.

You drop something you say "crappit". You ask someone to explain something but find out that it's really complicated you say "crappit". Someone tell you something bad or sad you say "aaw crappit".

by Thilde December 19, 2010