Craftsbury

Beautiful town in northern Vermont, populated almost completely by hardcore hippies and hardcore rednecks. Close-knit community, but lots of drama cuz everyone knows everyone's business.

If you're passionate about trucks, farms, and/or organic food... move to Craftsbury -- you'll have a ball.

by abrd March 31, 2011

CAMF

Cheap Ass Motherfucker.

"Omg, did you see Deme's new shoes."
"No"
"He got them at Goodwill"
"Wow what a CAMF"

by Chennyman May 8, 2016

Craftful

When someone is good at creating some shit out of shit.

DT (Don Thomas) was so craftful when he started a fire with a porcupine, snake oil, and a twig.

by Unnamedfantasyfootballguy August 23, 2018

Crafte

Said the same as "Crafty". (Craft-EE) It's another word for "gay" or somebody of the LGBTQ+ community. The word is most commonly used to low-key call someone gay/LGBTQ+. Depending on how it is perceived, it could be both an insult or a compliment.

Person 1: "I think that guy is a Crafte."
Person 2: "Yes, I think he has a bf, too."

by I breathe K-POP December 8, 2020

Douche Craft

Any mode of transportation containing a large quantiy of douche bags. i.e.(Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!)

Ohhhh...shit that douche craft is gonna get jacked in dat neighbohood or Look at that fucking douche craft...fist pumps...push-ups...chapstick...fucking douche canoes!!

by Melissa "P" or "L" Bitches September 10, 2011

Hardcore crafting

When arts and crafts leaves you with fins for hands. You have glitter in places you wish you didn't know could get glitter in and scissors have been used so much they are dull.

Person 1: I'm going hardcore crafting
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: It's like fight club with out the dying.
Person 2:You broke rule #1 and #2 of fight club!

by stickydubby January 16, 2015

Small Craft Advisory

A plot by the government, enforced by the Coast Guard. In an attempt to stop boaters from full sending it in rough weather

This Small Craft Advisory is bullshit.

by Quinnnnnifer July 25, 2018