Craigers

Craigers is a debilitating disease in males whose only side effect is that it makes its carrier painfully sexy. Although Craigers itself is not contagious, those who suffer from it are often carriers of another highly contagious disease that severely inhibits the ability of an infected female to keep her clothes on.

"My Craigers is acting up again. My dick won't stop throbbing."

by Cwk September 24, 2013

craperbating

the process of pinching a loaf and beating off simulataneously, which requires intense concentration

craperbating is one of my hobbies because i can enjoy two things at once

by weasel May 3, 2005

crapierest

Much more than crapy, crapier, and crappiest.

Ed's mother is the the crapierest.

by Derek Z December 9, 2008

jon crapper

the guy that invented the toilet

i got to go to the jon to take a crap

by bo ho May 7, 2004

crapper

A term used to describe someone in a derogitory manner. Most often, it is used in describing a child who misbehaves frquently. It is also used to describe anyone who acts in a crappy or unpleasant manner. See cruster, jerk.

That little crapper Tommy stepped out in front of the car and pointed his toy gun at us as we drove by.

Those Iranians are acting like real crappers about thier nuclear plants.

by Ian Callahan January 21, 2006

Crapper's Foot

A temporary condition where one's foot (feet) falls asleep while sitting - usually on the toilet while defecating.

I was on the can for an hour, now I've got a serious case of Crapper's Foot.

by firebrand13 December 11, 2012

Crapper

an amature hiphop rapper who so untalented. "His rap stank like crap!'

a very bad, inexperienced hiphop rapper with little or talent.

by boris lugosi September 30, 2004