creamed

Term used to describe ones current state of mind and body.

I was fuckin creamed at that party last nite.

After that joint we smoked i was creamed.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

creamed potato

when a farmer has sex with any type of farm animal and then kills it and feeds it to a gay man

Gay man:OMG this pig is sooo good whats your secret?
Farmer:oh its creamed potato

by sexxxxxxxxx089 November 12, 2009

craeked

Combination of the word crack and break. Usually used to describe a major fuck up, or party fowl, when a glass pipe or bong is broken.

*CRACK!!*
"Damn it! Stephan stood up with the piece in his lap!!"
"He craeked that shit."

by Mary Jane<3 January 21, 2008

crapmed

the impurity of illicit materials, specifically crack; yellow or brown rocks are often referred to as crapmed

damn those be crapmed!

by mmmmmmmmmliscious.gov June 12, 2011

cremed

to be beaten/defeated badly by the opposing side

Man, our team was cremed last saturday!

by live4defining August 7, 2014

creamed strawberry

The act of cumming and then smearing the cum on the top of ones peniss. Then letting your girlfriend/boyfriend (or random womman/Man ) lick it of for pleasure. Bothe for you and her/him.

Bob: Dude how did you get such a smoking hit girl ??
Rob: I just gave her a creamed strawberry and she was all over me. Girls love them strawberry.

by SuperDreadnoughtCannonGustav X August 20, 2015

creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)

Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.

by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016