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Cracktologist 

(See also Cracktitioner) A professional who has studied Cracktology and who has achieved at least a Crackchelor.
I’m a qualified Cracktologist.
Cracktologist by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

Crackabook 

Yo Crackabook what the fuck you lookin at Cracka?
Crackabook by ᚌᚏᚐ August 5, 2022

CrackBerry 

A person who's inanely addicted to their smartphone or BlackBerry to the point where they actually feel withdrawal from the phone and need rehab to recover
Guy 1: Dude, can you get the f*** off your phone?
CrackBerry: Ok.
Five minutes later
CrackBerry: *gets back on phone*
Guy 2: Dude, what a CrackBerry

Crackaroni & Cheese 

A delicious pot of macaroni and cheese but you mix in 6 kilos of crack. Perfect for family gatherings and partying!
Jim: hey al, this funerals getting kinda mid, when can I get a bowl of that special Crackaroni & Cheese?
Al: we didn't even give the eulogy yet and wtf are you even talking about?

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone 

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND
For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT