Simon Cowell

A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.

Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.

Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.

by Pragmatic Realist December 12, 2007

cowbelling

Action made my tongue and lips "mimicking" the sound of a cowbell. Usually done profusely to the intro of "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult. In homage to the "Cowbell" skit on SNL.

Lysergicac1D: LMAO, i will never be able to listen to "Dont fear the reaper" without "clicking" along
Lysergicac1D: it just came on last.fm
mayafied: so true
Lysergicac1D: and i started clicking
Lysergicac1D: with my tongue
Lysergicac1D: while forming an "O" with my lips.
mayafied: please, the term is 'cowbelling'

by Stick.e May 21, 2008

Cowbell

N.

Godlike sound eminates when hit

Always need more!

I got a Fever and the only priscribtion is more cowbell!

by MicTheApple April 20, 2010

Simon Cowell

for the record there is no such thing as 'british idol'. we dont all need some simple stab at patriotism to get us to watch a programme. also he doesnt earn millions for doing nothing. he has signed many big names and hardly makes anything comparitivly from any of the idols

get your facts straight

by raelone May 7, 2005

Simon Cowell

A depressed,lonely bastard, who is known well for being a dick to many singers and dancers along with many other talented people and also is on AMERICA IDOLE, a show clearly for fucking 14 year old bitches or extremely fat woman who well believe this defination is what they call HEART BREAKING.

Boy:I just completed guitar hero on extreme for every song!
Simon Cowell:Well I am only going to say this once, I will pay you to stop, now fuck off you little mistake.

by sexybeast1023 March 6, 2011

Memphis cowbell

The act of standing over ones friend/dirty groupie while they sleep. Start to masturbate/yank it. Just before you reach your climax smack the unsuspecting friend/dirty groupie in the forehead and spray all over his/her face.

Also referred to as the Wisconsin pillow snake.

hey look at me, im standing over Jimi Slowtit. watch while i spray him in the face with spunk. (slap) (sploosh)

ha you just got the Memphis cowbell

by Ian Warsaw September 10, 2009

Cowbell

denotes something that sucks. taken from a SNL skit in which a record producer continually requests 'more cowbell' in a track, despite its horrendous sound.

Bill understood that his guitar playing was awfull when the crowd began to shout "more cowbell"

by mikey myke October 16, 2005