Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.

The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...

by Making wonders September 25, 2020

costco gorging

A costco gorge is when you go to Costco to by your shit and everywhere you turn there are hoards of cheap ass motherfuckers blocking your way to get free samples of cheese dip and pizza nuggets.

Tasha went to Costco to buy her veggies and tampons. It took her so long because every aisle was over run with old people and turban wearing Indians Costco gorging. She almost got trampled by three old ladies.

by Miltythecheese May 31, 2017

Costco snack

Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.

My summer romance turned out to be nothing more than a Costco snack.

by Midnight Noon June 6, 2017

Costco Rica

A sexy female Costco worker

Oh man....bought that shirt JUST because that Costco Rica folded it.

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 10, 2016

Costcoed

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.

Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!

by krustie September 17, 2021

Costco Rica

Da Central-American country where dey make a lot of da merchandise marketed by da fifth largest retailer in da world.

I'd rather "buy American made" --- nothing from Costco Rica for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO February 2, 2023

Costco Whisper

Items not on your list, but Costco items "whisper" to you "but me" or "you need me".

I went in to Costco with 5 items on my list. I walked out with 15 items and spend $200 more than I should have spent after Costco whispered to me - buy me!

by The Omaha Greek December 21, 2023