Costco Whisper

Items not on your list, but Costco items "whisper" to you "but me" or "you need me".

I went in to Costco with 5 items on my list. I walked out with 15 items and spend $200 more than I should have spent after Costco whispered to me - buy me!

by The Omaha Greek December 21, 2023

Costco snack

Anything wonderful that is around for a limited time, then gone forever, like certain snacks sold at Costco.

My summer romance turned out to be nothing more than a Costco snack.

by Midnight Noon June 6, 2017

Costcoed

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.

Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!

by krustie September 17, 2021

Costco

That's where babies are made.

Jake Paul: Tydus, what happens at costco?
Tydus: That's where babies are made.

by _melon_peponi June 27, 2019

Costco shopping

Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk

Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.

by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021

Costco Salt Job

When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.

Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.

Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.

by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024

Costco

Costco is home to some of the grossest consumerism I come across. Local groups where people will post an item and then all the others will descend on said item like locusts, clearing it out in minutes. People posting and laughing about spending $500 a trip on shit they don't need.

I bought $500 worth of Chinese brandy at Costco!

by unidenphone January 18, 2022