costco

the best fucking nickname you can get,
only the best stories can give you a nickname like that.

person one- hey costco

person two- fuck yeah!!

by sirridium December 7, 2021

Costco Privilege

Coscto Privilege is like White Privilege but it involves people who back up traffic at a Costco Parking lot in order to save walking 10 extra feet. People who exercise this privilege, instead of getting a bit more actual exercise by walking a few feet, usually drive large SUV's with "My Kid's an Honor Student" bumper stickers.

Dammit, you see that soccer mom in her SUV. There's 10 cars behind her that have to wait because of her Costco Privilege.

by laxboss55 November 27, 2019

Costco Whisper

Items not on your list, but Costco items "whisper" to you "but me" or "you need me".

I went in to Costco with 5 items on my list. I walked out with 15 items and spend $200 more than I should have spent after Costco whispered to me - buy me!

by The Omaha Greek December 21, 2023

Costco Rica

A sexy female Costco worker

Oh man....bought that shirt JUST because that Costco Rica folded it.

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 10, 2016

Costcoed

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.

Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!

by krustie September 17, 2021

The Costco Effect

That moment when you go to the store only needing a few things, then end up leaving with a whole cart of stuff, typically not including the original item(s) you came for. This term is not exclusive to Costco and can be used for any store that manages to get you to fall into its consumerist trap.

"Dang, look at all this stuff we bought. I only needed a couple of things !"

"That's the Costco Effect for ya"

by ChickenScrxtch82 April 20, 2024

Costcoing

Going on a shared Costco trip with someone.

Hey bro, let's go Costcoing!

by CAmike September 19, 2018