Coonanus Stretching

The practice of stretching one's anus to accommodate a racoon

"The racoon can squeeze into a space of just 6 inches, with proper Coonanus stretching you could house a raccoon up your bum"

by Teslanotthecar April 23, 2021

coronabetes

coronavirus and diabetes put together equal coronabetes.

her,"here's a cookie" him,"thanks" him starts coughing. her,"what's wrong" him, "I think I got CORONABETES"

by RickyJohnJones May 12, 2021