Coach Rogers

A failed abortion that looks like Patrice Wilson.

Hey coach

Wrt do yeo wont son

I’m not your son

Coach Rogers dies

by (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)︻̷┻̿═━一- April 30, 2019

slow coach

Person who works, acts or moves slowly.

He is a slow coach, I can't stand working with him. I have to do all the job myself!!!

by Raul_Chaynoo October 3, 2013

roach coach

the newer, industrial strength roach coach is a mini-restaurant on wheels that is mounted on a truck chassis and is about the size of a UPS truck. Typical coaches have sides that open up to reveal varions snack and beverage items, in addition to an order window where the smiling Hispanic gentleman and his wife/sister or other female cook take and fill orders. Previously confined to construction sites and garages, now the roach coach prowls office parks offering secretaries a fried breakfast and lunch. The call of the wild roach coach is an obnoxious semi-musical horn that calls the willing sheep to be sheared and then fattened up on grease-laden fare.

I 'ate' at the roach coach yesterday and had the trots all night.
When people bring in roach coach food, you can smell the grease all over the building.
Roach coach cooking is the opposite of good food.

by adam_before_eve December 28, 2005

Coach Z

The pro rapper who either has a green body or wears a green jumpsuit. Nobody can really tell. I don't know what type of accent he has, but I do know that it's exactly like the one Bob Pinciotti from That 70's Show has.

"Okay, then.. take the care! Oh, and by that I mean tender love and care, not take my automobile."

by anonymous February 11, 2004

Post-Coachella Syndrome

When one can not perform regular daily functions once he/she returns from the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival. The 3 day weekend was so awesome that he/she is depressed with ordinary life and is now unable to think or act on anything except festivities related to Coachella.

"My friend hasn't gone to class all week. I believe the doctor diagnosed him with Post-Coachella Syndrome. He has taken a medical leave of absence from school for the next month!"

by Bear&BJ April 22, 2010

Coachella

Where Either White girls, Gay men, or rich people go to the middle of the desert to listen to music

Oh my god, Coachella Is like, the greatest like, festival of like, time.

by AmericanJohnWick April 20, 2019

coach's time

1.when a coach says we will be out at 5 and you end up getting out at 6
2.when a coach says we will be done in 5 min. and 30 min. later the team is still on the field

coach:"Well boys we're going to get you out early today"
player mumbles:"This is the time we are usually supposed to get out....."
other player:"It's because the coach doesnt run on actuall time, they run on their own time...coach's time"

by random persona June 7, 2010